Violets are blue
Thumbs are the best
and I miss you
Ok I can do better than that....
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo....
Understand the things I say, Don't turn away from me,
'Cause I've spent all my life with you, you wouldn't disagree.
I use you! You help me! You help me!
Pick up my son he is a heavy one! I need you.
I use you to type and to chop and move my mouse!
Does anyone care?
Unhappiness is life without your thumb,
and I don't have use of my thumb,
Cause it is fat,
You see I miss my thumb and I ice it when I can.
My right-thumb, My right-thumb
She's swollen, She's swollen, when I woke up this morn.
My right-thumb, My right-thumb,
She's tender, oh, so tender. Does anyone care?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Two verses to a thumb is enough, right?
I had hoped to work in the fact the the right thumb is pivotal to using a curling iron and my hair looks really bad today...but oh, well, things to do!
the inspiration to this ode is found here